But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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