Your mouth is God's brothel.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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