A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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