Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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