guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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