wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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