just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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