This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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