am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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