You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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