i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I need to calm my uterus...
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