it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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