Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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