His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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