i wish semen tasted like chocolate
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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