Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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