Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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