I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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