Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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