I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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