$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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