I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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