Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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