If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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