How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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