so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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