why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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