I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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