I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
