I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Randomize
