I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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