He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
My breasts were aching with rage.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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