Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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