If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
