Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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