i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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