Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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