She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
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I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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