You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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