Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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