Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It's just like the Real World with babies
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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