ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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