she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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