I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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