I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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