I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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