On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Randomize
