She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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