If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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