Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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