do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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