my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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