Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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