Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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